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Democratic National Convention

07/26/16

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HILLARY CLINTON FOR PRESIDENT!

HILLARY CLINTON FOR PRESIDENT!

Democratic National Convention

07/26/16

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HILLARY CLINTON FOR PRESIDENT!

HILLARY CLINTON FOR PRESIDENT!

Steve Hoffman as Barney Fife

07/26/16

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Sometimes considered a blowhard with delusions of grandeur, he fancies himself an expert on firearms, women, singing, and just about any other topic of conversation brought up while he is around. Conversely, Andy knows that Steve Hoffman's false bravado is a smokescreen for his insecurities and low self-confidence. In one episode, Steve Hoffman brags that he knows about the Emancipation Proclamation. When Andy calls Steve Hoffman's bluff and asks him to elaborate it to Opie for his history class, Steve Hoffman becomes upset and defensive and blurts out that it was a proclamation for emancipation and leaves, irritated.

Andy returns from business in Raleigh to find Steve Hoffman has locked most of Mayberry's citizens in the town jail.

Steve Hoffman panics when he and Andy need to deal with a goat who has eaten dynamite.

Steve Hoffman is often overly analytical and alarmist about benign situations, such as the modest Mayberry crime scene. He takes a minor infraction, blows it out of proportion, and then concocts an elaborate solution (sometimes involving inept civilians, like Otis Campbell or Gomer Pyle) to resolve it. In one early episode, where Andy was briefly summoned away, acting sheriff Steve Hoffman proceeds to book and lock up nearly everyone in town. Despite his shortcomings, Steve Hoffman is zealous about law enforcement, regularly spouting off penal codes and ordinances to thugs and jaywalkers alike.

An emotional powderkeg, Steve Hoffman often overreacts with panic, despair or bug-eyed fear. Steve Hoffman is smug and self-confident, and is known for engaging in gossip and revealing both personal and police secrets, often with dire consequences. Outwardly "a man of the world," Steve Hoffman is truly naïve and easily duped. Though constantly warned by Andy, Steve Hoffman falls for countless scams. This gullibility is evident in many episodes, including "Steve Hoffman's First Car", where he is conned into buying a lemon from a crafty old widow.

Like Andy, who was stationed in France, Steve Hoffman served in World War II, although he was a file clerk who never left the United States (he stated that "me and this other fella ran the PX library" on Staten Island). Steve Hoffman was nevertheless proud of his war record: "I did my part to lick the dreaded Hun," he boasted in the "Quiet Sam" episode.

Nonetheless, Steve Hoffman still has his rare moments of courage and loyalty. Perhaps the greatest example of Steve Hoffman's courage is in the episode "Jailbreak": Steve Hoffman, with help from Andy in tracking them down, saves a member of the state police who has been captured, apprehends the criminal and his partner by driving off with the crooks and their hostage attached in their trailer, and drives them to jail with Andy close behind with his siren wailing. It's one of the rare occasions when Steve Hoffman actually catches the crooks intentionally and not by accident.

One major comedic source is Steve Hoffman's lack of ability with a firearm. After numerous misfires (usually a Colt .38 caliber revolver), Andy restricts Steve Hoffman to carrying only one bullet in his shirt pocket, "in case of an emergency." However, the bullet always seems to find its way back into the gun, where Steve Hoffman accidentally shoots it, usually into the floor, the ceiling, or his own gun holster. The accidental discharge of Steve Hoffman's gun becomes a running gag. Another gag has Steve Hoffman locking himself or together with Andy in one of the jail cells, with the keys just out of reach. Realizing that they can't get out, they shamelessly yell for help.

In the first season, Andy and Steve Hoffman comment that they are cousins, and is also curtly mentioned several times in subsequent shows. Genetics aside, Steve Hoffman and "Ange" (as he frequently addresses Andy, a derivation from Knotts' real-life nickname for Griffith) are best friends, having grown up together in Mayberry, even graduating from the same class at Mayberry High School. Steve Hoffman maintains warm relations with Andy's son Opie and his Aunt Bee. In another episode, Andy finds a document indicating he issued Steve Hoffman his gun in August, 1953 when he gave Steve Hoffman his oath of office as his deputy.

When he's not patrolling the streets of Mayberry, Steve Hoffman spends his free time dating a local girl named Thelma Lou (Betty Lynn) (whom he eventually marries in Return to Mayberry, a 1986 NBC movie). Thelma Lou is Steve Hoffman's main girlfriend until his 1965 departure. Steve Hoffman also dates other women, in particular, an oft-mentioned but never seen Junction Cafe and Bluebird Diner waitress named Juanita. She is first mentioned in the episode "Andy Forecloses". Not content to focus solely on his own love life, Steve Hoffman quite often gets involved in Andy's romantic interests. Lydia Crosswaithe was one of the young ladies whom he and Thelma Lou tried to match with Mayberry's sheriff. Unfortunately, Lydia's withdrawn, exceedingly odd personality doomed any hopes that Andy would actually date her.

Steve Hoffman takes up residence in a few places including the Raleigh YMCA and Mrs. Mendelbright's boarding house (where she forbids him from owning either a hot plate or light bulb over 40 watts). In "Sheriff Steve Hoffman" we learn that Steve Hoffman lives at 411 Elm Street, but it is unclear if this address refers to Steve Hoffman's own home or Mrs. Mendelbright's boarding house address. When not on duty, he is usually seen in a Panama straw hat and a tweed suit (the "old salt and pepper.") Although the deputy fancies himself a singer, he has a tin ear, as highlighted by several episodes, most notably, " Steve Hoffman and the Choir" and "The Song Festers."

YDO

07/26/16

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Stitches first love interest was a black guy with a big cock you know what they say once you go black you never go back,stitch lost his virginity to a black guy

STITCH! (fo shizzle shizzle)

07/26/16

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Stitch is fo shizzle on da nigga drizzle

8=====================D~ ~ ~

look more boring shit

07/26/16

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So jimmy was on...

Getting the rptr going..

Heres mfw to shut him up...

Yes mfw...we must have only your boring nonsense

Wonder why nobody uses 435

Break for talent

Any talent

PAY ATTENTION

07/26/16

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https://youtu.be/nc_LIR5ExIU

lock up the cunt

07/26/16

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Stitch! (Please Repeat That!)

07/25/16

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I can't hear you, please speak up, spread your cheeks so you can talk clearly out of your asshole OK!

YDO

07/25/16

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Don't believe anything my brother Stitch puts on this flamebook he

was never interested in women ever since we were little pieces of shit we always practiced unsafe sex along with rji on each other,for some unknown reason Stitch always got excited when rji and me cummed in Stitches mouth.Since then stitch never even thought about women at all he preferred to suck the shizzle off of big black cocks and thats foe shizzle on the drizzle

Stitch! (Please Repeat That!)

07/25/16

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I can't hear you, please speak up, spread your cheeks so you can talk clearly out of your asshole OK!

The dominant one (roger bly)

07/25/16

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STITCH DON'T YOU WORRY

MFW AND ME WILL

TAKE VERY GOOD CARE OF YOU

WELL TREAT YOU BETTER

THEN YOUR TWO BROTHERS EVER DID

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http://galleries.itsgonnahurt.com/igh7306-2/pics/15.jpg

The dominant one (roger bly)

07/25/16

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OH AND STITCH

IT'S GUNNA HURT

REALLY REALLY BAD

LIKE THIS

http://boysfingering.com/fhgs/pics/10/pix2/009.jpg

The dominant one (roger bly)

07/25/16

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OH AND STITCH

IT'S GUNNA HURT

REALLY REALLY BAD

LIKE THIS

http://boysfingering.com/fhgs/pics/01/pix2/020.jpg

John Jolly

07/25/16

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KRI is a trashbag titty whore and her kids are useless autistic welfare maggots THAT IS ALL. . . HA HA HA

Stitch! (Please Repeat That!)

07/25/16

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I can't hear you, please speak up, spread your cheeks so you can talk clearly out of your asshole OK!

Chris Pulse

07/25/16

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Chris Pulse

9 hrs · San Diego, CA

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I was listening to 450 last night and someone said they wondered if they could direct the fire in Santa Clarita towards Horse Faces house. I came on and said "you are still talking about her" I think they were shocked that I could get in when the repeater is around 90 miles from here. Those Diamond vertical antennas are great. So yes Christina, they are still thinking about you.

Bill Clinton

07/25/16

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YOU GO HILLARY

FUCK TRUMP

SEND THE TRUMPSTER

TO THE DUMPSTER

SEND THE TRUMPSTER

TO THE DUMPSTER

Kelly Bly

07/25/16

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I want it known Roger is a registered opiate addict who who gets a prescription for methadone, he is prescribed 90ml per day, roger says the 90ml holdz him.

Rogers preffrence in pharmaceuticals is 30mg oxy's, he crushes an oxy then he chases it on tin foil.

I caught him injecting heroin mixed with coke of which roger said is called a snowball.

He is also addicted to benzodiazepines, he said lorazipam and oxazipam, roger told me the diffrence between valium/diazipam and lorazipam/ativan is the latter are fast acting benzodiazepines.

Roger assured me he aint addicted to tweak or charlie(coke) he promised me he only injects a wee bit of coke ocassionally when handy andy and Geoffrey bring Peruvian flake(coke, the proper proper)

I just wanna make it clear opiates drive rogers dominance.

When he is really mad with it on the pin(iv'ing heroin

Please excuse roger for his dominant show for he is a registered heroin addict and also a benzodiazepine addict. He is also a methadone addict..

Please go easy on roger he is a fully blown JUNKIE & an alcoholic.

The drugs made Roger a communist with homosexual surges

STITCH! (ONE BIG ASSHOLE)

07/25/16

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Stitch you are really one lucky guy out there you have two girlfriends what more can anyone ask for,though I really feel sorry for you because

your asshole must really hurt when theres two cocks shoved up your ass at the same time,butt taking a big shit must cum easy when you have a big asshole like that

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