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Comments: I think I can offer a short version of that revealing Hammy Sammy poem Hammy Sammy; - is Asinine - is a flamebooke spammer - hates amateur radio - hates SoCal repeaters - is a fat fuck - is a CB'er - is a drunkard - hates polite discourse - is a jammer - is a drug user - is a KA6JMM sycophant - is a no life loser Not as pretty in prose but appropriate for the reading challenged of flamebook
Comments: good riddance to the prolifically spamming pest of Flamebook
Comments: Mommy got me a new treat toy! In this purple capsule is a perfect latex copy of KA6JMM’s tiny dick. It smells delicious! That’s why I keep rolling it around the floor and sniffing it. If I’m a good little piggy Mommy will let me lick the dick before she will work it in my double bacon ass. Then you’ll hear me key the radio mike and snort in delight! I miss KA6JMM so much!! Why did he get himself banned from so many repeaters?? I can’t take it when anyone mocks him on Flamebook. I get spastic and scream they better cut that shit out. But Mommy will take my toy away and I’ll cry. Here is my latest video!! Hammy Sammy, the Happy Piggy
Comments: here is Buzzz RSVP to "Jenny" abutt her rant aboot Sexy Jack Hill going on a rant -
Comments: good nookie that loves you, driving a shaguar, and rock and roll hair. count your blessings... ...unless you are Buzzz, then it's "SHECOCK!"
Comments: To Penny who commented on Jack Hill: Shut your fucking pie hole, stupid ass jockey! You only wish you could have a wild thrill on sexy Jack Hill!
Comments: I never thought I’d come to live rent free in your head this way, “SnitchBoi”. You better nip this shit in the bud or you’re literally going to go out screaming, “snitch boy, snitch boy” the way Mr. Peterman’s mother passed with Bosco as her last utterance.
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Comments: Found this on Broadcastify..This is probably the reason we don't have much "renegade" radio. Some lame operator named Jack yelling at someone about pedophilia using racist and homophobic slurs. This dude seems to be very into talking about having sex with children. Other comments say the same. Not sure if he's 15 or 66..just seems like some loser sitting in his basement eating bagel bites and looking for someone to be angry with just so he feels like he has purpose for that brief moment in time. Hope they shut you down.
Comments: I need to get my bunghole filled with that tiny cock of sexy Jack Hill..
Comments: KE6OG Ever wonder why he squats down to pee? Cause he's got a little itty bitty wee-nie, he's KE6OG <img src="http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1443/1378/articles/Dictionary_Symbols_0036_Micro_Penis_1024x1024.jpg" alt="Photo of Mike McGOOGAN and his embarassingly small penis" class="GeneratedImage">
Comments: KE6OG Got himself a hands-free PTT So he can play with his tiny wee-wee He's.. KE6OG <img class="fit-picture" src="https://www.cam4.com/blog-gay/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2013/12/foundit.jpg"
Comments: KE6OG Really hated gym class when he was a teen Cause if the towel dropped there was nothin to see on... KE6OG <a title="White5andahalf, CC BY-SA 4.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0>, via Wikimedia Commons" href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Micro_Penis_Syndrome.jpg"><img width="256" alt="Micro Penis Syndrome" src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/23/Micro_Penis_Syndrome.jpg"></a>
Comments: I can confirm that Hammy Sammy is a licenseless retard. See my enormous, bald head? It's mostly empty but I do have just enough brain cells cobbled together to approve the poem, "Age Of Hammy Sammy's Asininity" 
Comments: My name is little Mikey Boyle. I am a documented touch-tone jammer. I have been tracked down and found on the 3rd harmonic jamming licensed amateur radio operator, KC6WZM. A complaint was filed and received by the FCC for my touch tone jamming & malicious interference on 147.435. I enjoy breaking federal law! Ovuh!
Comments: Hunny Buzzoff Buzzinski After I spent the hole nite with Mistuh Bly he asked me to have some pity on one of his staff. "Witch wun?" I says "Buzzoff Buzzinski, my toilet cleaner" says Mistuh Bly So I say Yes Sir and head down to de basement to see this Buzzoff man. My My, he is a scrawnee pup wit a beeg belly and a tiny dic. Smells awful too! Sort of stinky likes a fat leetle pig does. I tried my best to make him gets hard but the little pecker was soft ands slimy like a tiny snail poking out of its pretty little shell. Buzoff confesses to me he really wants to have Hammy Sammy poke him in de ass. So, I leaves him in de basement, waiting for Hammy Sammy. I goes an tells Mistuh Bly I tried everything like a topless dance and such but gets noplace with little Buzzoff 
If anybody needs me I can be found on 435 afters midnite. Just give out your phone number and I be callin' y'all.
Comments: HEY Nice fuckin poetry Is the 450 Poet Laureate a hot young cute Black girl like in Uncle Joe’s Inigeration? Can you come over and do the topless African dance for me? Maybe a nude massage and a Happy Ending? Or you can just show me your tittles and I can Toss Off like a Wanker while you call me a Fat Fuck. Then I will lick my hand clean and have a Snickers bar! Shit I’m fucking hungry already! Black Hos Matter It’s all I can afford No Stormy Daniels for this poor boy
Comments: I'm gonna take a blue pill so I can take a good hard ride on Sexy Jack Hill..
Comments: KE6OG Lift up the belly and whaddya see? A little itty bitty microscopic pee-pee on KE6OG https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Micropenis.jpg
Comments: Hammy Sammy is a licenseless retard. I dedicate this short poem to the day his real name is exposed - AGE of HAMMY SAMMY'S ASININITY - Behind him are thousands of Flamebook messages past. His Faux Entertainment Age can’t last For gaining on it I can see The Age of Hammy Sammy's Asininity. He's given Ham Radio such abuse It seems he thinks it's of no use. The FCC cries alone with no effect To warn us all of our neglect. In places base stations don't have a ground There's no legal operators to be found. When his endless Flamebook Posts do emanate it seems They fall in never ending streams. He excoriates Legal Hams just because they breathe. And toxins in numerous messages he leaves. Pollution he carves from his misery Creates huge zones where politeness can't be. Where community could be - not much is seen, With pointless tirades he's stripped it clean. Into debates insane ideas he feeds Despite the fact he won’t succeed. His poisons also fill the air At rates that show he does not care. Pretending that he is concerned About Ham Radio Repeaters, we have learned, He just reveals insane intent And never will he relent. While the quantity of Hammy Sammy's posts rise As high power jammers fill the skies He puts hate and discontent ahead Of obesity that will leave him dead. It's asinine for him to place So much effort into the Flamebook Race So his life's success or failure rides On what poor Hammy Sammy decides. He actually failed the Novice test, Like a clueless CB'er he joins the rest, Jamming legal Hams without fail To get ahead, thinking he'll prevail Despite the fact that in the end He wastes effort he should not spend. Consider all the ways Hammy Sammy tries In vain to answer "Why am I?" It matters not what he will choose Because it rides on Hammy Sammy's life of booze. He follows meaningless paths that are well trod To fill his life's void with an overweight bod, While others say, "Civility exists, I want to prove" Hammy Sammy says "Belief in civility I better remove." To keep his brain occupied he will trust "Spend more on jamming radios until my bank I bust!" (Seek maximum signal just because) For high power amps he spends all he has left. While he eats in ways that cause his death. For perfect audio he can search. Look for a mountain peak on which to perch Though finding it means he can only create Heterodynes in a repeater debate. With drugs and booze he fogs his mind, Take what little gay sex that he can find, And when he still finds no relief? He foolishly posts on Flamebook defending his belief. This way he creates so many fights Claiming defense of JMM's "free speech rights" That, if we have to make the call, Is the most asinine Hammy Sammy argument of all. To think he will actually believe That Normal Hams are mystified Just leaves him mistakenly gratified. The Flamebook Admin gives us the choice To speak with a united voice. Self-rightness is the only tool By which the many good Hams rule. All sides have morons to be sure Their "rights" and "values" are secure. But what is right about spamming for, Philosophies that only Hammy Sammy can adore? We're nuts to consider that he is right To love all those who join his fight And think as well that it's ok To hate those who don't go his way. While this corrupted thought remains It will continue to cause stains From shouting matches that will persist Until we all cease to exist. Indeed Hammy Sammy is truly asinine To think his way of Flamebook posting is fine; That though there's little to fight about, If we sit tight life will work out. We're in a race that time might win. Who knows if losing is a sin? There is no way that he can tell. My guess is though it will be hell Unless our thoughts we rearrange To make this necessary change: Do not allow Hammy Sammy to thrive In order to have Ham Radio survive. Beliefs he has, to just cause strife He must take from the void in his life, For he tries to fill this emptiness With making Ham Radio meaningless. The empty void is his ideal. It's drag he will no longer feel. He dreams he'll soar if he is a Flamebook King. Poor readers will have to endure Hammy Sammy Tirades are most challenging; But if all the Good Hams sing With their unique capacity, Hammy will be drowned in a righteous symphony. I wonder, will he turn the page; Or will this be Hammy Sammy's Final Age? |
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